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officialunitedstates:

one time I was with my friend and we were looking at this girl she knew’s instragram page and literally every single one of her pictures was like just 3/4 or half of her face.  she never had her full face in a picture.   sometimes you got the left half and sometimes you got the right half but never the whole thing.  literally hundreds of photos in this style

tkyle:

gAySPCA: An ASPCA Parody (x)

ryleestrange:

purplesmauge:

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers.

Such an important film.  There hasn’t been a coming-of-age film like it since.  Truly.  It’s a lost genre.  Also an incredible soundtrack full of great music from its era.

phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

comickit:

I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

apricockjam:

God bless America

apricockjam:

God bless America

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

image

west-coast-shredder:

is this even a show

plunged:

swag backwards is gaws and gaws means i love you in a language i just made up and i think that’s beautiful 

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason