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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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chocolatechilipepper:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

so somebody is mad because a character turned black can no longer exist as a “fuck, you!” to racist assholes
are you sure about that, Nine Microwaves
are you sure

chocolatechilipepper:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

so somebody is mad because a character turned black can no longer exist as a “fuck, you!” to racist assholes

are you sure about that, Nine Microwaves

are you sure

its-raditz:

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

its-raditz:

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

anangrypuff:

slytheringirls:

anangrypuff:

Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh

plannedparenthood:

"I am a woman and when I think, I must speak."

plannedparenthood:

"I am a woman and when I think, I must speak."

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

wickedclothes:

I’m a Grown Ass Lady Print

Grown ass ladies do what they want to do. Make sure everybody knows that you’re a grown ass lady. Sold on Etsy.

kayrizbeatz:

That’s right I’m in it

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time